Airplanes are Better

John Loram <johnl@...>

My grown up daughter sent me this one.
Has it been on the list already?............

Why Airplanes are Better than Women

1. An airplane will kill you quickly . . a woman takes her time.

2. Airplanes can be turned on with a flick of a switch.

3. An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'

4. An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.

5. Airplanes come with manuals.

6. Airplanes have strict weight limits.

7. You can fly an airplane any time of the month.

8. Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

9. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

10. Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.

11. When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.

12. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy
airplane magazines.

13. It's OK to use tie-downs on your airplane.

John Loram